“she got a dark skin friend - look like michael jackson. she got a light skin friend - look like michael jackson” - kanye west, twista, and jaime fox: slow jams
only michael jackson can remind you of somebody light skinned AND dark skinned.
“It’s time to bring the emcees on, I’m sick [...]
so every morning around 10:30 there’s a guy that walks around the entire building yelling “Laurie’s Kitchen”. He’s a big bald white guy who steps really heavy, and always has jingling change in his pocket. Every morning: thump thump thump, jingle, LAURIE’S KITCHEN, thump thump jingle thump.
I always thought he had Tourette’s. It [...]
i switched the order of my comments from ascending to descending. or is it the other way around? i don’t know. which ever way it was before, it’s the other way now. so don’t get confused like I did after I switched it and forgot. I said to myself “why did [...]
i’m sure i’ve told most of my loyal readers (all four of you) about the fully stocked breakroom I have at work. so every day at about 3PM, allison (who just happens to be born on March 18th like me) and I go to the breakroom and make hot chocolate. i don’t know [...]
so i’d like to renig on my post about Ruben’s album. it’s not HORRIBLE. it’s not good, but it’s not horrible. i think the problem i have with it is it’s completely radio friendly. the whole album sounds like something on the radio. that’s the type of music i don’t [...]
So, I’ve quit the pirating life in trade of downloading off of iTunes. Being that I now have a long drive to get to work in the morning, I’ve been downloading new CD’s before I leave so I have something to listen to on the drive up and back. Last week it was [...]
Nicole Ritchie is NOT black. Well, she might be black, but she ain’t BLACK black. We, as black folks, claim no responsibility for her actions - good or bad. She’s in that “East Coast Sniper Ain’t Really BLACK Black” category.
Have I ever expressed my undying devotion to QEFTSG? (That’s Queer Eye [...]
i wish hotmail would stop changing their interface. as soon as i get used to the new look they up and change it. now when i login i get some other screen saying I have no new mail, but when I click inbox there’s 6 new messages. so …. confused… then [...]
me. i got a new job. Now I’ll be commuting to the “OC”, as my sister likes to call it. Now I feel a little bit like a cliche on a fox sitcom. Orange County, here I come. When I found out i started thinking back about all of the [...]