1. When was the last time you laughed?
About two seconds ago.
2. Who was the last person you had an argument with?
I don’t really do arguments all that often. I can’t remember the last one I had. It was probably me and jonathan last night arguing over Cingular calling plans. don’t ask.
3. Who was the last person you emailed?
Client at work.
4. When was the last time you bathed?
An hour ago. My hair’s still wet.
5. What was the last thing you ate?
A martini. Does that count? I’m actually about to eat my egg and cheese burrito right now, so I’ma go.