So, Jonathan and I went though his little sister’s room one day and we came across her “Man Rules”. I just recently rediscovered them. They are as follows:
-Taller than me (over 5′5″)
-smoke, or at least not be bothered by it
-can’t be overly religious, but I have no preference in beliefs
-no younger than 15 1/2
-assertive
-open-minded
-gets along well w/ many different people
-non-gay
-funny, but not in a dumb way
-if he can’t drive, he needs to be able to get rides really often
-non-judgemental
-really cute, but not to the point where tons of other girls really like him too
-not an angry drunk
I like the term “non-gay” instead of heterosexual. That was a nice twist. It looks to me that you’re looking for a well-rounded smoking lush with lot of friends with cars. A Frat boy. 
Laura… I love you, but I think you need Jesus.
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ya so little sister didn’t find this all to funny lol they were my friends rules to help her find a man lol
Yeah, are they still together? lol
that is the funniest thing i’ve read all day… i just fell out of my chair. she does need jesus… ooh girl.
I think that guy kolan your talking about is a loser you needs to get with a real man like me.
i got it all girl and a whole lot more!
who would name there kid Kolan anyways. i bet hes a weak little that get beat up alot. what a sucka man