It’s Holly

As per Scott’s request to post something new instead of reading all about Stephanie’s Crack, I’ve decided to post. It’s been crazy hectic lately. So sorry. Here’s the Holly update:

•Got the “Magic Tan” a couple weeks ago to help speed up the tanning process, and to give my clear legs some color. It worked well, except for my orange palms and by extraordinarily dark wrists.

•Work has been crazy crazy crazy. I wake up in the middle of the night trying to figure out solutions for clients. bastards.

•Psychic told me I’d meet a man near the end of this month. She’s cuttin’ it pretty close because I haven’t met anyone yet.

•My store is up. Visit and buy things. Ask me for samples, I’ll drive by your house and spray you.

•Still miss Jonathan.

•Jamaica’s been postponed until January. No big whoop - just more time to lose weight. Stephanie is going with me, thank the lord. I don’ tthink I could handle all the boys by myself.

•Dr. Atkins should be rolling over in his grave because I keep cheating on his diet. I have, however, made a few of the desserts and they’ve come out quite well. I’m also quite addicted to his ice cream… but damn him for small portion sizes.

•I have this crazy tendency to be uncontrollably attracted to gay men. I’m missing equipment, but I’m sure we could compromise (there are attachments we can buy!!!) A bad habit I’m trying to rid myself of… sorta like any type of empty processed carbs, I just can’t stay away. The gay ones are just so much nicer. lol

•I’ve spent weeks and weeks doing this online dating profile thing, and I’ve yet to meet someone. They tell you how many times your profile has been viewed (1389), and I keep getting e-mails from 50-something year old men. Do I need a sugar daddy? I don’t even eat the candy.

I think that’s about it. There’s more… but I’m not willing to tell you. I’ll try to post more, Scott… I promise.