so southern california’s on fire. like, for real this time. all hell’s broken loose. I’m just waiting for the locusts to come and eat up what ain’t been burned. that’s probably not a good thing to say, but it feels all apocolyptic up in here. i’m not in an imminant danger, but the smoke is hellacious and coming through the vents at work.
…on a lighter note.
i was watching MTV Cribs, and Aaron Carter was on there (he’s that backstreet boy’s little brother), showing his “compound” in Miami. So I’m watching, nothing unordinary for a little rich 15 year old white kid with 4 cars and no permit… whatever, i’m not bitter. Then I notice he has a doo-rag on under his baseball cap. So I’m thinkin to myself… why he got on a doo-rag? He can’t get no waves with that straight blonde hair! So I’m still watching… and i notice his shirt. This little white boy got on an airbrushed shirt of Tupac. Oh hell no. What the hell he know about Tupac? You know he paid $300 for that shirt in some boutique… I can get it at the swap meet for $10. Oh, he’s killin me. I guess I don’t mind Justin Timberlake “acting black” or whatever, ’cause the boy can sang and he got skills. But aaron mucka-pucka carter? oh hell no. that’s not gonna work. So I just wanted to let you know i’m on my way to miami to snatch that doo-rag off his head and jack his Tupac shirt. I’ll be back.

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Holly, I was watching that same episode thinking about the four cars too. We’re on the same brain-thingy, I’m tellin’ you.
The kid has seen his days, I’m afraid.. I wouldn’t have recognized him. What about his self proclaimed "love shack" or whatever he called his bedroom. Please….
I’m glad I missed that episode, cuz I’m sick of these little kiddies on Cribs (Lil Romeo, BowWow). They obviously don’t have any sense of managing their money and they will probably file bankruptcy by the time they turn 18. Hey, I’m not bitter either! =)