wednesday is the only night during the week that kolan and i both have the time to see each other. so of course, we’re gonna see each other. i park in front of his house and go in and watch the simpsons until we figure out what to do for the rest of the night. around 8PM i decide to go home because i’m falling asleep, and kolan needs to watch his Smallville. he walks me outside, and my car is gone. gone. like… not there. at all. i freak out. all i keep saying is “this is not happening… this is not happening… this is not happening…” kolan probably thought i was crazy. i was thinking my car got stolen until one of his neighbors driving by stops and tells us that it got towed, which was a sigh of relief. as long as my baby was okay, i didn’t care how much i had to pay to get it out. as long as it wasn’t stolen i was happy.
so every 20 minutes we had to call the tow company and see if they had my car. finally around 9PM they have it, and we head over to BFE san marcos to get my baby. the lady on the phone said as long as my name was either on the insurance or the registration it wouldn’t be a problem. The registration is in momma’s name… but the insurance bill is in my name, so i’m thankful that the parentals don’t have to get involved.
now we’re at the tow yard, but they have someone go through my car to find my paperwork. the person working the late shift at the tow yard just happens to be a former student at coleman that i used to help. what a small world. but of course, he can’t jsut give me my car… that would be too easy. he returns with all of the paperwork (registration, insurance blah blah blah) out of my car, and EVERYTHING is in my mother’s name. EVERYTHING. So now, i have to call the mom. She’s not that excited about the 25 minute drive to San Marcos at 10PM on a wednesday night, but she and my sister come anyway (thank the Lord). Not exactly the way I wanted my mother and kolan to meet for the first time, but oh well… it happened. Finally I get my baby back, and my mom just keeps giving me that “i can’t believe you pulled me out of bed” look with the “mmmm hmmm ” scolding mother sound. We get back home, and to ease my mother’s worries I tell her kolan’s paying for the tow charges. now she’s just as happy as can be.
…. sigh ….
thanks tina and mommy for coming to my rescue, yet again. thanks kolan for telling me i can park in a no parking zone. lol it’s okay, you’re still my favorite. just get me that louis purse and all will be forgiven.

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so it proved to be so. hawley lived happily ever after with her vuitton bag. no longer needing the comforts of men. the end.
oh scotty. i don’t know about the ‘no longer needing the comforts of men’ part. lol
aww sweetie, you have far exceeded your yearly limit of interesting stories and quirky mishaps - stop taking all of the good ones!
big ups to tina and momma, and i still like the kolan kid.