It’s Holly

Nicole Ritchie is NOT black. Well, she might be black, but she ain’t BLACK black. We, as black folks, claim no responsibility for her actions - good or bad. She’s in that “East Coast Sniper Ain’t Really BLACK Black” category.

Have I ever expressed my undying devotion to QEFTSG? (That’s Queer Eye for the Straight Guy for you ig’nant folks). How can any parent name their son “Kyan” and not expect him to be gay? I’m a little bit in love with Jai, though. He doesn’t really do much on the show, now that I think about it. He kinda buys theater tickets and CD’s. Maybe he helps Thom with the painting. Speaking of painting, all that redecorating that do can’t POSSIBLY be all done in the couple hours that Carson took the man shopping and Kyan got his hair cut and a spray-on tan. There has to be help somewhere.

…damn. I had three things when I started typing, but I’ve forgotten the third one. It’ll come back to me.

Anywho, the new Alicia Keys CD is good, although one of the songs (When Your Really Love Someone) sounds like she did a bad remix to A Woman’s Worth. All in all, it’s a good buy. Thank you, iTunes Music Store, for giving me the option to buy a CD without the cover and packaging - considering I never do anything with that crap anyway.

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