so every morning around 10:30 there’s a guy that walks around the entire building yelling “Laurie’s Kitchen”. He’s a big bald white guy who steps really heavy, and always has jingling change in his pocket. Every morning: thump thump thump, jingle, LAURIE’S KITCHEN, thump thump jingle thump.
I always thought he had Tourette’s. It turns out that he sells sandwiches and salads in our breakroom from a restaurant called Laurie’s Kitchen. Actually, I’m lying. I don’t know if Laurie’s Kitchen is a restaurant, or actually Laurie’s kitchen. I don’t know who Laurie is, but she makes a damn good tuna sandwhich. Thanks Laurie.
fruitcup flavor of the day: peaches in peach gel