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Yearly Archives: 2004

It’s DEEP FRIED, bitch!

Yes, ladies and gents… Feast your eyes on Holly’s first ever DEEP FRIED TURKEY!!!
With the assistance of 5 gallons of peanut oil, my mom’s seasoning, and my stepdad’s yoked ass muscles holding the turkey over the oil, we have ourselves a new thanksgiving tradition. We used to order our deep fried turkey, but this [...]

…as of right now…

The future of this country is depending on
OHIO.
Not California or New York or Texas or Florida. Oh-frickin’-hio.
I think we should all take a vow to be nicer to Ohio. Maybe they’ll do the right thing.

momma’s always lookin’ out…

so my mom cooks massive amounts of food on sunday afternoons so she doesn’t have to cook the rest of the week. this sunday she made a couple different types of chicken and some fish. So she said “… but don’t eat the fish, it has bones.” I said “Mom, I’m not [...]

You’re registered, right?! RIGHT?!

Ooh, shame on you if you’re not! You have until October 18th at 12AM to make sure you have your say in getting Bush out of office!
DO IT.
Vote or die and all of that fun stuff. For real, this is important. I heard if you don’t vote for Kerry, Teresa is going [...]

busted pipes

It’s another one of those nights… just like the “tire” story. And, once again, I don’t feel like retyping it, so you can just read this fun little instant message between me and my sister (she’s in red).
*.*.*.*.*.*.*.*
Holly: OMG, last night sucked
Holly: so i’m washing my clothes, and you know how the water leaks [...]

stupid scroll bar

Hail Mary! I got rid of the scroll bar! Now it’s prettier for you PC people. You’re welcome

change

change is good, right? Right!
change is hard.
anywho, the layout has changed. I always wanted something that scrolled horizontally. For all you PC users, I really tried to get rid of that frickin’ horizontal scrollbar where my blog is, but it JUST WON’T GO AWAY! Son of a… I don’t know [...]

five hundred twenty-five thousand six hundred minutes…

If you don’t know what that means, you obviously haven’t seen RENT… and shame on you for not doing so!!
::holly waves index finger in your face::
It was all kinds of fantastical. So fanstastical that I went on Saturday AND Sunday. I just had to see it twice while it was here. [...]

worst work phrase ever…

“Do you have an ETA on that?”
I *hate it when people say that. It bugs. I’m not an airplane… I don’t have an “arrival” time. This ain’t FEDEX, bitch, this is web design. Maybe if you stopped requesting changes I’d have an “ETA on that”. Sorry, venting.
Anywho.
Presidential debate is tonight!! [...]

hurricane season

I heard a psychic/medium/channeller say that all of these hurricanes and tornadoes lately are a direct result of the negative energy we’re putting out into the world. Mother Earth isn’t too happy with the evil vibes, so she retaliates with natural disasters.
Here’s my extension on that theory.
All of the hurricanes are in Florida. [...]