It’s Holly

I was listening to the Steve Harvey morning show, as usual, and they were talking about how whitney houston’s christmas album flopped. first of all, i didn’t even know she had a christmas album out. in light of her drug habit, i’ve written a little ditty that should have been included on that album. it might have boosted sales. here’s an excerpt. it goes a little something like this:

(sung to the tune of The Christmas Song - Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire):

Crack rocks roasting on a metal spoon
Cocaine dripping from your nose
Crack hos, with their eyes all aglow
Stole my VCR, left the remote controls
Everybody knows, some crack rock and some mary jane
Help to keep the season high
Though it’s been smoked many times, many ways
Pass the crack pipe, to me

We’re still working on the second verse.