Coldstone. I love Coldstone. For those of you who don’t know Coldstone, it’s the best ice cream shop ever. So I went in to get the parental units some ice cream and I see a new flavor… “Sinless Sweet Cream - made with Splenda”. Holy Jesus, Batman. I almost had a seizure, I was so happy. I could do Atkins AND eat Coldstone? Perfect! So I bought some. Just in case, though, I went home and checked the carb count on the coldstone website (coldstonecreamery.com). The Sinless Sweet Cream has more carbs than the REGULAR sweet cream. oooh, i’m mad. somebody’s teeth gettin’ kicked in for this one. Get my hopes all up, just to shoot me down. bastards.
so, i don’t get to eat my sinless sweet cream. sad, I know. I’ll just drink a quart of cream and be done with it. 
