every morning i get two hard boiled eggs and a side of bacon from the cafe downstairs. Now, when I walk in, the cook looks at me and says “side of bacon”. At first I was like “did he jsut call me a side of bacon?” Then i realized i just get the same damn thing every morning. I could just as easily make it at home and bring it to work, but it’s not the same. it’s my atkins friendly breakfast, to go with my atkins friendly snack, which turns into a not so atkins friendly lunch (usually involving some sort of bleached white flour…). Something about lunch time just makes my ass wanna cheat. so allison’s on lookout duty during working hours. when i say bread, she says no. when i say chocolate, she hands me a piece of atkins friendly nasty ass diarreah causing “endulge” bar from my low carb goody drawer. Tina, you got lookout duty at night. This is food lockdown, y’all. My pants are getting too tight for this.
on a lighter note (no pun intended)…
the best voice i’ve heard this year: joss stone. she’s like a big black chaka khan in a 16 year old white girl’s body. listen to her, she’s pretty good. I just like listening to her voice… so much so that I don’t even sing along! well, not until I learn the words, anyway. the end… and go.
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Yeah, I have to be a certain mood to dig homegirl (Joss) though. Don’t get me wrong, she’s dope, but I prefer this chick.
Ooh, i like her…