silkwood scrubdown
30/07/2004i hate girls that smoke, and then spray 3 gallons of body splash on after their cigarette break to “cover up” the stench. It’s not working. Really. There’s a girl that I see in the bathroom all the time (I go often)… and she’s always washin’ her hands like she’s trying to get rid of the first 4 layers of skin. I thought she was just a hypochondriac at first, but when I had to stand by her to get some paper towels I could smell the marlboros on her hair and clothing. I always hear smokers saying “oh, i can’t stand the smell” blah blah blah. They always carry breathmints and anti-bacterial hand gel to cover it up. Stop smoking. There’s your solution – and much cheaper, I might add. And it prevents me from being bombarded with the smell of cheap perfume and menthols.
Hell, if I were a smoker, I wouldn’t be driving myself crazy trying to hide it. I’d walk with my head high – and proud. I’d walk around smelling like an astray, dammit. For instance, I like to eat, so I walk around with my rolls of back fat, very proudly, too! Live with the consequences. Don’t wanna smell like smoke? Don’t smoke! Don’t want no back fat? Don’t eat fat back. Plain and simple.
There are a few exceptions… Kelly and Cyril, for example – both friends of mine who smoke. I don’t knwo why, but if I didn’t know they smoked, I’d never be able to tell. They never “smell” like smoke and they’re not constantly dousing themselves in some odd fragrance. I don’t know what they do differently when they light one up, but more people should do it.
Anywho… don’t smoke n’ stuff. It’s bad for you.
Thanks.
