I went out with my friend Anthony this weekend. There was a particularly large woman blocking my view. I’m guessing she was 400-450 lbs… easy. So needless to say, I can’t see shit. I wasn’t trying to be mean or anything :confused:, but she was a big girl! Here’s how the conversation went:
Holly: Ohmigawd, Anthony… if I ever get that big, shoot me.
Anthony: Fuck that, I’ll have to harpoon you.
Mean, I know… but funny, nonetheless. You can’t tell me that ain’t funny. :satisfied:

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Dude, Holly. It’s time for an update. I look to your blog on a daily bais for laughs…and nothing…nothing for so long…I am soooo sad.
I know, i’m a mothereffin’ slacker :crazy: . Tomorrow, a new blog, promise!