It’s Holly

I commute 120 miles a day. The bad part is I have 28,000 miles on my car, and I’ve had it for 8 months. The not-so-bad part is that the driving is 98% freeway. I don’t mind driving at all, except when there are slow bastards in front of me or tailgaters behind me. But me, being the evil genius that I am, have finally figured out a way to get back at BOTH types of bad drivers (I do a lot of thinking during my commute).

I get ‘em wet.

I’m that evil person that uses her windshield wiper WITH fluid and cleans her window while going 90mph, just so your window gets wet enough to be annoyingly dirty.

Yeah, go ahead and tailgate, you summummabitch, yo window’s ’bout to be nassssssty.

I’ll do it if you’re going too slow, too. I’ll get around you, alright. I’ll get around you AND WASH MY WINDOWS! Take THAT! Of course, I don’t make it too obvious. I mean, you have to wait a few minutes to do it or it’ll look like you’re doing it on purpose. I know I’m passive agressive, but at least I think it through