“Do you have an ETA on that?”
I *hate it when people say that. It bugs. I’m not an airplane… I don’t have an “arrival” time. This ain’t FEDEX, bitch, this is web design. Maybe if you stopped requesting changes I’d have an “ETA on that”. Sorry, venting.
Anywho.
Presidential debate is tonight!! I don’t think I’ve ever been excited about that. Ever. First it’s buying Naturalizer and Easy Spirit shoes, now it’s looking forward to the ensuing presidential debate… and using words like “ensuing”. What is WRONG with ME?! I’m 22!! I should be passed out on a frat house lawn somewhere! Pictures of me passed-out, drunk and naked on a park bench in a puddle of my own vomit should be getting sent has chain mail! Sigh…
So I’m expecting Bush to get whacked… get it… bushwhacked. :laugh:
I’ve got $20 that says he’ll use the phrase “…and the world is a safer place for it” (interchangable with “… and america is a better place for it”, “it” being the war, or anything else Bush has “done”). He’ll also say “nucular” instead of “nuclear” and totally fuck up a well-known saying or quote (”The early bird catches the oil rig and inherits daddy’s blood money…”). Whatever. I flick off people with those “W04″ stickers. Is that mean? Or I just cut them off and wash my windshield to splash them. Is that mean? Ya damn right it is! That’s what you get for driving your Hummer and putting that sticker on it. So there! Take that DUBYA!
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Worst work phrases continued:
1. What’s on your plate?
2. How quick can we turn that around?
3. We can we wrap this up?
and the worse to get in an email: "Revisions Submitted". I’ll never understand why website updates/buildouts are treated as if people’s lives are dependent on them. We don’t work in a freakin’ hospital.