Archive for November, 2004

It’s DEEP FRIED, bitch!

Friday, November 26th, 2004

Yes, ladies and gents… Feast your eyes on Holly’s first ever DEEP FRIED TURKEY!!!
With the assistance of 5 gallons of peanut oil, my mom’s seasoning, and my stepdad’s yoked ass muscles holding the turkey over the oil, we have ourselves a new thanksgiving tradition. We used to order our deep fried turkey, but this [...]

…as of right now…

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2004

The future of this country is depending on
OHIO.
Not California or New York or Texas or Florida. Oh-frickin’-hio.
I think we should all take a vow to be nicer to Ohio. Maybe they’ll do the right thing.

There’s just me… it’s holly.