It’s Holly

So, I’m a big girl. We know this. You will never, ever see me in a Baby Phat shirt. Not that I don’t like Baby Phat. In fact, I do have a shirt from Baby Phat, but it doesn’t have “Baby Phat” written across my the front of the shirt like most of their stuff does.

Case and Point.

There’s just something wrong with a big girl wearing the word “phat” across her chest, even if it is with a “p-h”. Phat is fat is phat is fat. And that’s all there is to it. Maybe I’m too self-conscious. Maybe I just don’t want to advertise myself as “phat”. I think it goes without saying.

I saw a girl on campus the other day… she was a “bigguns”, “chunkybutt”… whatever you wanna call it. Nonetheless, she was a big gurrrl… with a bright blue Fat Albert shirt on. Now, that’s not good. People gonna start calling her Albert like that’s her name.

Moral of the story: Don’t wear clothing with descriptive words. No “phat” or “fat”. Unless you’re skinny… then the shit is just trendy. Skinny bitches.