baby phat
16/02/2005So, I’m a big girl. We know this. You will never, ever see me in a Baby Phat shirt. Not that I don’t like Baby Phat. In fact, I do have a shirt from Baby Phat, but it doesn’t have “Baby Phat” written across my the front of the shirt like most of their stuff does.
There’s just something wrong with a big girl wearing the word “phat” across her chest, even if it is with a “p-h”. Phat is fat is phat is fat. And that’s all there is to it. Maybe I’m too self-conscious. Maybe I just don’t want to advertise myself as “phat”. I think it goes without saying.
I saw a girl on campus the other day… she was a “bigguns”, “chunkybutt”… whatever you wanna call it. Nonetheless, she was a big gurrrl… with a bright blue Fat Albert shirt on. Now, that’s not good. People gonna start calling her Albert like that’s her name.
Moral of the story: Don’t wear clothing with descriptive words. No “phat” or “fat”. Unless you’re skinny… then the shit is just trendy. Skinny bitches.