It’s the big TWENTY-ONE!!!
Sure, you’ve been drinking two-buck Chuck since way before you were 21, but now you can officially have it without your mother or your 17 year-old sister with the fake i.d. buy it for you. Congratulations honey.
Chris: “So, I’ve had like 4 drinks today… and 4 last night”
Holly: “Ohmigawd, [...]
Yeah. Up yours hard and raw, hummer.
{{popup holly_fuh2.jpg holly_fuh2 220×180}}Holly’s Salute
while in traffic on the 5 South.
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At the Mira Mesa food court. Not only did we seek them out, we made sure they were looking at us when Sam flicked them off. Good job, Sam!
Eff [...]
As you all may remember from my past birthdays… it’s never really just a birth “day”. It’s more like a birth “week”. Thank you to everyone who’s participated thus far
And tonight the festivities continue… Lynell is taking me to dinner and a movie. Tomorrow night is dinner with Mom Waecker, [...]
Another year… :sigh: 23 and counting.
Big ups to JUSTIN… the official first birthday well wisher. This was a nice way to wake up. Thanks Justin, you’re a doll. That’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.
Kelly called too. She’s person number two. Call me and add your name to [...]
My mom’s stranded at the airport in San Francisco. She spent the night there with her sister (my auntie), trying to catch a stand-by flight to the Philippines so she can see her dad (my grandfather) before he dies. I got the tickets on Expedia. Her scheduled flight is supposed to leave the [...]
1. What time did you get up this morning? 3:00AM – kissed my mom goodbye ’cause she’s going to the Philippines.
2. Diamonds or pearls? Diamonds, bitch.
3. What was the last film you saw at the cinema? I can’t even remember… I think it was the Matrix Revolutions. lol
4. What is your favorite TV show? Lost, [...]
I found my match. I went to SBux, as usual.. .and got the infamous Triple Grande Soy Vanilla Latte from yesterday’s blog. I’m waiting with the rest of the “sheeple” for our names to get called or our drinks to be yelled out. Then the cute asian gay barista says “Triple [...]
“I’m thinkin’ about yo’ mama to a funky beat
I went to her house, and she licked me on the cheek
I said “Um, excuse me, lady, but I remember
seeing you at the Paladium way back in September,
‘Cause you were beat boxing to {{popup lou.gif lou 495×519}}Lou Rawls
in some bright red boxer draws”
You said yo moms [...]
Thanks to BJ, I’m officially addicted to what some call “white people’s legal corporate crack” – the Triple Grande Soy Vanilla Latte at Starbucks. The name “Triple Grande Soy Vanilla Latte” didn’t come to me over night… first it was a “Grande Vanilla Latte with Soy and an Extra Shot, Please”. Then it [...]
My sister found this little image following a click thru ad from the wonderful folks at Kraft foods.