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My sister found this little image following a click thru ad from the wonderful folks at Kraft foods.

Notice the warning. How many damn people called in, wrote in, or emailed Kraft enough for them to post a WARNING about eating the eggs whole. How many deaths have been attributed to “Whole Jell-O Easter Egg Swallowing”. I’m sure there are statistics. I would love to meet their copywriter. I’m loving the description…

“Makes 6 three dimensional Eggs.”… as opposed to 6 two-dimensional eggs… or 6 one-dimensional eggs…Nope! They’re 3-D, bitch!

They do look good tho.

This was written by holly. Posted on Thursday, March 3, 2005, at 9:44 am. Filed under The Others. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Comments are closed, but you can leave a trackback.

3 Comments

  1. Justin wrote:

    I have that Jello mold, although my eggs never came out that good. I think you need to spray pam inside the mold so they fall out intact.

    Friday, March 4, 2005 at 8:43 am | Permalink
  2. holly wrote:

    did you ever try to swallow them whole? :laugh:

    Friday, March 4, 2005 at 2:52 pm | Permalink
  3. Justin wrote:

    Um, no. It’s not that I wouldn’t have tried, but we couldn’t get the eggs out of the molds in one piece.
    Can you imagine? Justin Shore, Died 2005, Aged 25 Years - Choked on a Jello Egg

    Saturday, March 5, 2005 at 11:22 am | Permalink