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Well, more like an accident, that occurred outside of my car.

I was in the parking lot at WalMart, when something crashes into the side of my car, and I looked into my rearview mirror and saw legs flying over the trunk of my car and landing on the other side.

“Holy shit, I hit somebody…”

“Wait… how I can hit someone with the side of my car?…”

“Holy shit, someone hit me!”

Turns out the guy came from betweent two parked cars into the main road in the parking lot, didn’t see me coming, and crashed his bike into the side of my car, and proceeded to topple over my trunk and land (safely) on the other side. I jump out of my car and say

Holly: “Holy shit, are you okay?!”
Homeless drunkard on bike: “I’m fine, I’m fine”
Holly: “Ohmigawd, are you sure?!!!?”
Homeless drunkard on bike: “Yeah, I’m fine I’m fine”
Witness: “Didn’t see that car comin’ didja?”
Homeless drunkard on bike: “Nope”

::holly gets in car and proceeds to walmart::

I didn’t want to be rude and check for dents in my car while he was still there. I don’t know why I would consider that rude, considering HE HIT ME, but I waited until I was parked in front of WalMart to check.

No dents!

But there are two hand prints running down the side of my car like they were trying to grab something. That was pretty funny. Why do these things happen to me?! I’m like fly paper for bad-turned-funny situations. Oh sigh…

This was written by holly. Posted on Tuesday, May 10, 2005, at 8:56 am. Filed under The Others. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Comments are closed, but you can leave a trackback.

8 Comments

  1. eartha wrote:

    That’s pretty darn funny - but nothing tops the spare tire story! That one had me laughing for days! :laugh:

    Tuesday, May 10, 2005 at 9:52 pm | Permalink
  2. cyril wrote:

    :P HAHAHA Plus de peur que de mal, heureusement. I don’t know if that expression translates: More scared than hurt?!
    I’m glad you and Sylvia are fine! :D

    I miss you.

    Wednesday, May 11, 2005 at 6:41 am | Permalink
  3. Justin wrote:

    I second that Eartha.

    Wednesday, May 11, 2005 at 12:31 pm | Permalink
  4. cyril wrote:

    Okay, so I just read the spare tire story and it is hilarious! :laugh:

    How can you see me on msn and i can’t? :cry:

    Bisous

    Wednesday, May 11, 2005 at 1:42 pm | Permalink
  5. holly wrote:

    And for all of you who have yet to know the spare tire story… here it is.

    Cyril, mon petit chou chou… je t’embrasse et gros gros gros bisous! Je t’adore plus que Jonathan, mais ne lui dis pas. ;) lol

    Wednesday, May 11, 2005 at 2:00 pm | Permalink
  6. Jonathan wrote:

    Hmm… it’s ok if that’s true - so long as you already sent me Tiger and the 200 bucks you owe me. You know… from that one time… ;)

    Question: if you HAD to pick between the two types of towels you’ve listed, which ones would you pick?

    Bisous :hehe:

    Thursday, May 12, 2005 at 6:16 am | Permalink
  7. cyril wrote:

    Is that pictures of your new apartment on your sister’site? It is so lovely! I love it!!!
    I promise i didn’t tell Jonathan about your comment :satisfied:
    Gros gros bisous ma jolie Holly!

    Monday, May 16, 2005 at 4:28 am | Permalink
  8. holly wrote:

    Yup :) that’s my place, Cyril!

    Monday, May 16, 2005 at 8:44 am | Permalink