A weekend full of cramps, I tell ya. All different types of cramps.
It all started Saturday, with a fun-filled (note: sarcasm) morning of jumping through hoops and hurdles, running up ramps and stairs and doing all kinds of tiring things with rubber bands at the hands of my personal trainer Bryan. Shit was rough. My stupid ass forgets to eat breakfast, so I chug a naked juice I got from the gas station before the group training session starts. So needless to say, I almost threw up since I didnt’ give myself enough time to digest. I was SO THROUGH. I had a headache, I was nauseous, and on the verge of throwing up. I had to go home and take 4 Advil and 3 naps before it went away (you know how mom always says to just “sleep it off”, and that I did). Now my body is just one big cramped muscle. Thanks, Bryan!
Kelly came over and we embarked on a mini-eat fest, since my naps ruined our plans to go to Roscoes. Again (blame Kelly, she’s now officially almost black. Mario’s renamed her “white chocolate”). So we went to sushi instead. That was great. Then, of course, we go to Extraordinary Desserts, which is, by all means, extraordinary. Two chocolate covered chocolate filled chocolate injected desserts later…
Kelly: I have chocolate cramps.
Holly: What?!
K: Like when we went to Roscoes last week and they gave me three times the amount of butter on my waffle and I used it all because it was there… those were butter cramps. Now I have chocolate cramps.
H: ::laughter:: ::blank look of amazement:: Are you serious!?! ::laughter::
K: ::doubled over:: Owww… too much chocolate.
Kelly has the ability to induce cramps with rich foods. She’s my ride or die food partner in crime.
Sunday I went to the HotLicks Hot Sauce festival with my mom and my sister (see pictures here). They had all kinds of hot sauce n’ stuff!! Super tasty. I didn’t purchase any, but I’m sure my mom will make something tasty with it which I will then steal from her refrigerator while she’s at work.
Didn’t experience any food-related cramps today, but the muscles are still sore from Saturday.
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;)I can also get dough cramps if I drink too much liquid after consuming an entire pizza. Or I can get deep fried cramps! The food induced cramps are well worth the pain. It wouldn’t be a good meal without em’!
Good job Hollybutt! I’m glad you are feeling the burn with all of the exercising. Kelly, I’ve had dough cramps before and cake cramps after eating a whole slice of the Mother Lode from Claim Jumpers. Ask Holly - no one ever lets me forget!! :laugh:
Hahaha, it reminds me when we went to the Beach House and then to Claim Jumper. We got a high declair and a lemon pie, we were so full we had a big foma! We all died on the sofa at Jonathan’s house when we got back. Aww, good times