I forgot to blog about this.
My sister and I went to Panera Bread for lunch one day, and I got the Fuji Apple Chicken Salad, which, btw, is a WASTE OF FUCKING TIME considering is has more fat and calories than half the shit on the menu. Whatev.
Anywho…
I finished about half of my salad and wanted to take the rest to go. I went up to the counter and asked the girl for a box…
Holly: Hi, excuse me… can I have a box, please?
Blonde twit : Sure!!!
::thinking to myself “Wow, she’s way to happy to be working at Panera Bread” ::
Blonde twit : Here ya go!!!
::She hands me a paper bag with piece of Panera branded wax paper inside.. the kind they use for sandwiches::
Holly: Actually, I needed a box.
Blonde twit: Ooh, I’m sorry! We don’t have boxes. Just bags.
Holly: Do you do “to go” orders?
Blonde twit: We sure do!
Holly : Do you do your salads to go?
Blonde twit: Yup!!
Holly: What do those salads come in?
Blonde twit: We put them in boxe…oooh!!! Let me get you a container.
::Holly gets container, says thank you::
I’m sorry, I didn’t realize that I had to distinguish between BOX and CONTAINER. And I didn’t realize that by saying “Can I have a box” meant “Can I have a paper bag and a piece of wax paper”. There must be a secret Panera language that I don’t know about. I wonder if Babelfish has a Panera translator…