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that’s my momma

New Voicemail - “Hoolllllyyyy, holly-but, it’s your mother. Callllll me back. Okay. Bye.”

::I call my momma back::

Momma : Holly-but
Holly: Hey momma.
Momma: What you say I needed again? Vodka.. lime juice… what else?
::Is my mother really calling me to ask me how to make a Key Lime Pie shot?::
Holly: Pineapple juice.
Momma: Ooh, that’s what I forgot. Pineapple juice. Okay, that’s it. Love you.
Holly: Love you, too.
Momma: Bye. ::screaming to my step-dad:: It’s the pineapple juice, Lee!!!
Holly: Bye!

That’s my momma!

This was written by holly. Posted on Monday, July 18, 2005, at 9:21 am. Filed under The Others. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Comments are closed, but you can leave a trackback.

2 Comments

  1. Cyril wrote:

    Hahaha! Your mom is comedy! Tell her I say hi when she calls you back :D Bisous sweetie

    Monday, July 18, 2005 at 10:37 am | Permalink
  2. lesa wrote:

    Probably because this reminded me of my family, but girl this made me laugh. Hella. Out loud. That doesn’t happen often, So I had to post my comment and say thank you for the laugh.

    Sunday, July 24, 2005 at 5:38 pm | Permalink