It’s Holly

Jonathan brought me Portos. Anyone who knows me knows I’m obsessed with the place. So he comes to my apartment, and I heat up some potato balls and a ham croquettes…

Holly: Mmm mmm, bitch!! I love me some potato balls!
Jonathan: Where’s the Tapatio?
Holly: Next to my bed… by the Lawry’s.
Jonathan: :::Blank Stare:::
Holly: What?
Jonathan: Why do you have Tapatio and Lawry’s on your nightstand?
Holly: Because I had fish and grits for dinner…
Jonathan: :::Blank Stare:::
Holly: What?!
Jonathan: What kinda freaky shit are you doing!? Is that normal?!
Holly: Why yes, yes it is…

For those of you who’ve never been in my apartment, you can sit on my couch and touch my bed at the same time. In between my bed and my couch is a small nightstand. When I eat dinner, I sit on the couch, and usually put my drink/condiments on the nightstand, which, I guess now, is the nighstand/buffet table. I hope that explains it.