It’s Holly

The company I work for (and will LOVE UNTIL THE END OF TIME, btw), has started selling kids clothing. I get a kick out of seeing all the little man outfits with ties and whatnot. It’s super cute. Makes me wanna have kids, just so I can dress them up! Anywho… a lot of the clothing lines we carry are excellent…
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FOR ADULTS.

For example… Baby Phat. Not that I’d ever be caught wearing anything with the word “Phat” on it… that’s just stating the obvious (we’ve had this discussion before). And on almost every piece they sell, there’s a rhinestone cat – usually around the chest/clevage region. What does a cat have to do with anything, you ask? Cat + Woman = Pussy… in the eyes of a man, which is what Baby Phat wants you to attract by wearing your clothing… so why not just ADVERTISE the fact that YOU GOT PUSSY. And now we wanna put little girls in this shit?! That’s fucked up.

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But it gets worse

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Now Apple Bottoms is coming out with a clothing line for kids. C’mon PEOPLE!!! WAKE UP!!! The logo is a picture of AN ASS!!! {{popup appleLogo.gif appleLogo 102×71}}AN ASS in FRUIT FORM !! being marketed by the same man who told you to take off all your clothes because it’s hot and to “spread your eagle”. What the fuck is going on, folks!? Are we missing the signs? The models on their website wear CLEAR HEELS for goodness sakes. CLEAR HEELS! Don’t you know who wears clear heels?! HOOKERS AND HOS!! That’s who! So now we wanna dress our little girls to have Apple Bottoms… sigh.

Nelly, you should be ashamed… Russell Simmons should be ashamed… and his pot head wife should be ashamed for catering to pedophiles. Ya stinky bastids. You claim all of this “I’m helping out my people” bullshit, when you’re exploiting them and charging $50 for some jeans for a 7 year old.

…and don’t one skinny bitch come on here talkin’ about “You just mad ’cause you can’t wear it…” You damn right I’m mad… their plus size shit is ugly, too. Fuck you… go eat a pork chop.