It’s Holly

Momma’s going back to the Philippines again. Sigh. She got my aunties with her, though… her “road dawgs”, so i’m a lot less worried about her this time.

Here’s another dip into the archives… one of my favorite moments from my mom, as told to me by my sister through IM.

Enjoy, bitches.

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Tina: oh man, mommy was telling us the funniest story

Tina: the manager lady of the dental office she works at has her 12 year old daughter there for the summer so she’s always like “Ms. Betty, can we go get lunch”, “Ms. Betty, can I go with you to staples.” or whatever

Holly:LOL

Tina: that’s not all of it

Tina: so they are muslim right

Tina: so the other day, they all went to a mexican restaurant and mommy got bbq carnitas

Tina: and the little girl was sitting next to mommy and she whispered “Ms. Betty, can I taste your carnitas”

Tina: and mommy was like “your mom doesn’t want you eating pork”

Tina: so mommy would take some meat and put it to the side and when her mom turned around, she put it in her mouth! lmao

Holly:LMAOOOO ooh shit

Tina: that’s not all

Holly: she goin’ to HELL

Tina: so the othe morning, the little girl goes “mommy i’m hungry, ms. betty, what do you want to eat?” so mommy goes, I want some french toast, bacon, etc. and she goes out loud “my mom won’t let me eat bacon”

Tina: “ms. betty, let’s go to ihops!”

Holly: LOL!

Tina: so they go and mommy get french toast and bacon and they get it to go and in the car the girl goes “ms. betty, I know which one is yours. Can I have one of you bacon?” lmao

Holly: LMAOOOO

Tina: it’s hilarious, you gotta have mommy tell you

Tina: so we were like, she had to be sneaking pork before or else how she know how good it tastes

Holly: Ooh SHIT one of us gotta blog that

Tina: it’s hilarious tho, I was crackin’ up

Tina: cause you know mommy don’t care

Holly: i know

Tina: she was like “my mom doesn’t want me to eat that” and mommy was like, “ain’t nobody here, eat it” lol

Tina: so mommy is her new best friend

Holly: oh, that’s funny shit

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How can you not love a lady that gives up her OWN bacon to the hungry?! That’s generosity at its best, y’all. And that’s why I love my momma.