Read this first, if you don’t know who Mr. Undewear Model is.
We got him fired. We’re convinced.
We usually use our powers for good, not evil… but this was a special case. Kelly and I got Mr. Underwear Model fired - we’re convinced. Manager Brandon came up to us during our weekly outing at Sushi on the Rock and said the following:
Manager Brandon: So, you know that person you don’t like? He’s no longer with us.
Holly & Kelly: Shut the fuck up!!! What happened?!?!?
Manager Brandon: I can’t go into detail.
Kelly: It’s because he was flirting with all those blonde bitches, wasn’t it?! Hitting on customers?
Manager Brandon: That was part of the problem…
::Holly has a temporary lapse in judgement and makes Kelly high-five her across the table::
Kelly: Did you just make me high-five you?
Holly: Sorry, got caught up in the moment.
So, ladies and gentlemen… if you ever need something done to someone indirectly through mental powers, ask me and Kelly. It might take a few weeks, but we’ll git ‘er done!

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Oh, I heard he just got hired at Extraordinary Desserts.
haha… very funny, Krissi. :angry:
Don’t fuck with me Krissi! Brice can’t work anywhere me and Holly frequent. It’s not allowed!
Ooh… make me rich
Man, that’s COLD BLOODED! A hi-five? Dang.