Tina loves her some bacon. But who doesn’t like bacon. It’s one of my favorite smoked meats. Tina’s love for bacon, however, overshadows everyone elses. No one can love a slab of smoked pig the way she can. Ladies and gentlemen, I present parts I and II of The Bacon Chronicles - a carefully documented love of bacon.
The Bacon Chronicles, Part I - I Get So Weak…
Holly: i made THE BEST BLT yesterday… i got that onion rye dill bread.
Tina: oh I want one
Holly: that bread man… whew… it *makes the sandwich
Tina: you talk about bacon and my knees get weak
Holly: LMAO
Holly: but now the roof of my mouth is tore the fuck up
Tina: LMAO
Tina: I’m gonna make a BLT today
Tina: dang, I love me some bacon
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The Bacon Chronicles, Part II - I Deserve Bacon.
Tina: I think I’ll make tuna sandwiches for dinner
Holly: with bacon, avocado and fresh mozzerella on onion rye bread?
Tina: but I have to stop by albertons after the gym for bacon…yea and avocado
Holly: are you listening to yourself right now?! LMAOOO
Holly: I have to stop by ALBERTSONS after the GYM for BACON
Holly: that’s going in the text file
Tina: I run for 1 mile on the treadmill, I deserve bacon.
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Stay tuned. As Tina’s love for bacon grows, so do the chronicles.
3 Comments
I’m about to make my bacon, tuna & avocado sammich right now. The bacon is what really makes the sandwich tho. I love me some bacon!
I love bacon too! It’s heaven!
Am I the only person who HATES bacon?
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