This might be, quite possibly, the greatest piece of edible pop culture I’ve ever come across on the internet. Bitches and hos, I present to you: Rap Snacks! (Update: If anyone can explain to me why he’s coming out of a sewer, I’ll buy you a box of Rap Snacks of your choice.)
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* Rap Snacks Baby AKA Birdman Bar-B-Quing With My Honey Flavored Popcorn
* Rap Snacks BelBivDevoe Back at the Ranch Flavored Chips
* Rap Snacks Big Tymers Sour Cream & Dill Flavored Chips
* Rap Snacks Pastor Troy Hot Cheezie Popcorn
* Rap Snacks Lil’ Romeo Bar-B-Quing with my Honey Flavored Chips
* Rap Snacks Mack 10 Red Hot Cheddar Cheese Flavored Chips
* Rap Snacks Magic Honeydew Cheese Curls
* Rap Snacks Master P Platinum Bar-B-Que Flavored Chips
* Rap Snacks Ms. Toi Sweeties Flavored Chips
* Rap Snacks Pretty Willie Salsa Cheese Flavored Chips
* Rap Snacks Warren G Cheezie Nacho Flavored Chips
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Does it really get any better than this? You mean I can not only enjoy my chips, but Bar-B-Que with my Honey at the same time?! That’s pure genius! I tip my 40 to you, manufacturer of Rap Snacks.
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Nice. China’s kids would love them!
I bet this as another way for the white man to get rich of the black men. I mean they couldn’t make “Cracker Snacks” cuz that would just be lame. What fun would be Mineral Water Flavored Spring Crisps be anyways? Find who created them Hol to see if my theory is correct!!
lmao Kels, you’re on crack. You should start your own line - call them “Cracka Crackers”. You could have Perrier Sparkling Water Crackers. What else do white people eat?
Damn it, they forgot the Juvenile Back dat Ass Up Salt n’ Vinegar for my Bitches flavored chips!
They did forget that one! And Lil’ Wayne’s When I Come Around Your City Bling Bling Cheddar and Sour Cream Crisps.
Damn it, I agree with
EarthaKrissi!Word.
How about:
Eminem’s Posing Plain Potato Crisps
Damn it - Us white people have food. We first steal it from everyone else and put a little white in it, like Taco Bell, or like Rice King. It makes us feel like we have culture damn it.
What about Uncle Snoop’s Buttered Blunt BBQ chips? Made for the Nigga with the munchies. Oh Hol, white people also eat red leaf lettuce with raspberry vinigarette!
Mmm hmm Kelly, always adding butter to shit.
Oooh!
Paul Newman’s Red Skin Potato Raspberry Salt & Vinegar Chips!
Hey don’t forget the Lil Bow Wow Fo My Bitches Snausage meat treats for dogs.
Damn, all of this is reminding me of the time I was strolling the aisle of my local market and came across Smokey Robinson’s Seafood Gumbo - It’s soul in the bowl bitches! It’s not chips but who else can pull off gumbo as well as Smokey!
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Who can forget;
Fat Joe’s Ass Crackin’ Spicy Pork Cracklins
And when you thought Pirates Booty was bad…
R. Kelly’s Not Too Young for Funyuns Onion Flavored Snacks
Well, you have to wash it down with something. How about Michael Jackson’s Jesus Juice Box, presented by Franzia - just for the kiddies!
Lil Kim’s My Shit Comes In Flava’s Hot Pockets
or Lil Kim’s How Many Licks Does It Take Tootsie Pop’s for Kids
Lil’ Kim’s Melt in your Mouth “Yogurt” Dipped Pretzel Snacks
Lil Kim’s Gummy Snail Track snacks
The Tupac Two-Pack includes two bags “Heavenly “Puffy” Cheetos” or two bags of “Depths of Hell Pigskins”. You don’t really know your destiny until after your purchase.
Omg. I am speechless.
The Notorious C.H.I.P.S - bacon flavored. Now comes in two sizes: Biggie and Smalls.
Spinderella’s Salt n’ Peppa Rings… holla’!
Janet Jackson’s You Know Yo’ Ass Is fat Lard And Cheese Flavored Ranch Bacon Wedges.
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