Stephanie’s on crack. A while ago, when I still lived up north, we went to Weight Watchers together. Then I graudually started ditching it, and Stephanie, for that matter, to do things other than getting weighed by a stranger. Greater things - important things, like… sleep, and eat… and watch water boil. Whatever. I didn’t stick to it. Here’s another conversation from Holly and Stephanie’s Battle of the Bulge:
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Stephanie: i had jack in the box today
Holly: i was gonna try to start weigh watchers again. that shit worked when i stuck to it. lol
Stephanie: that nasty beef lol
Stephanie: yup i been back 2 more times after you
Holly: i had a chicken breast sandwich with provalone and bacon for lunch
Stephanie: lol mmmm yum!
Holly: c’mon now… that was like 83 weight watchers points.
Stephanie: hell yeah
Holly: and i had a bag of chips
Stephanie: i had 51 grams of fat
Holly: no shit
Stephanie: 713 calories, i almost threw up
Holly: well, my sandwich was from a deli, so it wasn’t like… fast food bad. lol
Stephanie: but then I realized I paid for that shit
Holly: OMG!!! 51 g of fat and 713 cal for the lunch you had? lol 51 grams of fat? ain’t that your daily serving? lol
Stephanie: no not for lunch that was just the sandwich. I had a total of 1153.7 calories for lunch
Holly: OOh
Stephanie: my breakfast was like 200
Stephanie: yeah—– I am not eating dinner tonight lol
Holly: just eat something small
Stephanie: yea- like my fingernails
Holly: LMAOOOOO
Stephanie: i usually end up skipping dinner or just have like 100 cal snack
Holly: LOL
Stephanie: i am tellin ya i was gonna be good, then I saw an empty line and ordered a sourdough jack. it all went downhill from there
Stephanie: i felt so bad I ordered 3 jack balls for my truck. I get depressed and go shopping- but there was only antenna balls to buy.
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Eat somethin’ small… like my fingernails. lol That girl on crack.

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I joined a 10 week program with Weight Watchers. I lasted 6 weeks and 12 pounds smaller. I can’t deny myself with chocolate and bread.
MMMM!! Chocolate and bread… bread dipped in chocolate! ahh…
Toasted buttered crissiont dipped in Nutella!!
Don’t forget the bacon! Bacon sandwiched between two buttered croissants dipped in Nutella!
Well we all know that fingernails have less calories than toenails do.