You’ve been chosen to get an Extreme Makeover - sans television coverage. Please don’t be high and mighty in this post and say you love the way you are and wouldn’t change a thing - we don’t need that bullshit here. We all know we work with what God gave us and we love ourselves and each other just the way we are, blah blah blah - understood. Just answer the damn questions. 
1. What are you going to change first?
2. What are you absolutely NOT going to let them touch?
3. You also get a celebrity body part. Pick one.
4. You gotta have substance with the beauty. Wanna talk like Oprah? Build like D.Trump? Pick a talent, any talent, to go along with your new found superficial beauty.
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1. Let me fix my weeeeeeave! Gimme back my hair, bitches!
2. I’m sorta attachted to my smile. They could fix that funky gap between my two front teeth, but other than that they can leave my face alone.
3. Angelina Jolie’s _________.
4. Whitney or Mariah’s voice. I’ve always wanted to be able to sing. At least good enough to kill ‘em at a karaoke bar.
1. I would have them nip and tuck.
2. They could absolutely not touch my bumm! It may not be perfect, but I have seen plastic surgeons screw up a completely perfect ass with their “shaping” methods. If a white man plastic surgeon saw my butt, I would probably wake up with no ass.
3. A celebrity body part…um anything jolie, except my ass- I am keeping the bum!
Okay to make a choice—I want her legs!
4. A talent- that is easy–I wanna sing bitches!
1. My skin - if there was a way to get rid of all my blemishes, dark spots, etc.
2. Can’t touch my lips. They are a nice size and some women today inject collagen or whatever to get them bigger.
3. Janet Jackson’s stomach before she started eating cookies and cake again.
4. Talent - I’d want to be a writer. One with a great following like David Sedaris.
1. Full body liposuction and reshaping so I look like that black guy that was on NYPD blue … can they do that?
2. My eyes I guess, I don’t know ..
3. Popeye’s forearms
4. I’d like to be able to play the piano
Man, that is a ridiculously magical extreme makeover, LOL!