Well, I’m too lazy to think of something to blog, so here goes a holiday survey, sent to me by Krissi. Enjoy, and don’t forget to copy and repost in the comments.
1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Hot Chocolate Egg Nog, duh!
2. Does Santa wrap presents or just set them under the tree? The elves wrap. Santa delivers.
3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? White icicle ones.
4. Do you hang mistletoe? Nope.
5. When do you put your decorations up? When my mom takes the mini-tree out of the box.
6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)? Good stuffing - Jonathan’s mom makes really good stuffing.
7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child? Not having to change out of my pajamas for the whole day.
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? My mom never did the Santa stuff, my uncle and aunt did, though.
9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? I opened one last week - thanks for the new hard drive, Krissi!
10. What kind of cookies does Santa get set out for him? Please… cookies are on my Christmas list. He should be dropping some off.
11. Snow? Yeah, he’s cool…
12. Can you ice skate? A little bit… as long as i can hold on to that rail along the outside of the rink I’m good.
13. Do you remember your favorite gift? Probably my Teddy Ruxpin, or the Glow Worm… oh, and that one time Jonathan flew me out to Paris. That was a good gift.
14. What’s the most important thing about the Holidays for you? Presents, bitches! Oh, and Jesus.
15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? Sweet Potato Chiffon Pie with Candied Pecans
16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? Eating.
17. What tops your tree? Did it come with a topper?
18. Which do you prefer Giving or Receiving? Giv-ceiving. (I can’t choose)
19. What is your favorite Christmas Carol? Gloria.
20. Candy Canes! The flavored ones… not traditional peppermint. That’s what Star Mints you get at restaurants are for.
Copy and repost in the comments. Happy 12 days until Chrismahaunakwanzaka (I think I spell that differently each time).
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1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Hot Chocolate!
2. Does Santa wrap presents or just set them under the tree? Santa always wraps my presents!
3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? Colored on tree, white on house
4. Do you hang mistletoe? No
5. When do you put your decorations up? First week of December
6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)? Christmas morning we always have keish.
7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child? Presents duh!
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? What exactly has Santa been lying about?
9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? YES!
10. What kind of cookies does Santa get set out for him? I eat them so it doesn’t matter, but if I had a choice- some of my moms choc. chip cookies and her peanut butter hershey kiss cookies.
11. Snow? YES!
12. Can you ice skate? I can- but I am not supposed to- the last time I went ice skating I dislocated my knee.
13. Do you remember your favorite gift? Dammon. Santa brought him a few weeks early three years ago.
14. What’s the most important thing about the Holidays for you? family
15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? Chocolate silk pie
16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? Opening a present on Christmas eve.
17. What tops your tree? an angel (a white one for all us nazi white people)
Did it come with a topper? yes
18. Which do you prefer Giving or Receiving? Giving! I love to buy and give gifts- even if I am broke.
19. What is your favorite Christmas Carol? I am not sure. I think white christmas.
20. Candy Canes! I like plain candy canes—too bad I don’t know what the question was.
1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Hot Chocolate
2. Does Santa wrap presents or just set them under the tree? The elves wrap. Santa FEDEX’s.
3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? Colored
4. Do you hang mistletoe? Nay. Too many diseases out there.
5. When do you put your decorations up? At my apt. my roommates get a tree and do it all in one evening. At my parent’s house, my mom breaks out the Nativity Set and calls it a year.
6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)? Stuffing and my Aunt Rita’s homemade salad dressing (I tell her she could make millions selling that shit).
7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child? Getting a kid car that I could pedal and steer around the neighborhood. I think it’s in the backyard somewhere still. That thing was built better than some of the cars today!
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? Not sure, but I remember thinking one year how Santa’s signature was sooooo much like my mom’s handwriting.
9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? No.
10. What kind of cookies does Santa get set out for him? Mom’s homemade chocolate chip frisbees. Yummy.
11. Snow? Nay.
12. Can you ice skate? Nope.
13. Do you remember your favorite gift? See Above: Most Memorable Moment.
14. What’s the most important thing about the Holidays for you? Getting together with family to celebrate the birth of Jesus.
15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? See’s Candy (Chews).
16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? Opening presents.
17. What tops your tree? An Angel.
18. Which do you prefer Giving or Receiving? Sooo personal.. omg..
19. What is your favorite Christmas Carol? Last Christmas
20. Flavored Candy Canes.
1. Egg Nog or Hot Chocolate? Hot Chocolate. I used to like egg nog but now it grosses me out.
2. Does Santa wrap presents or just set them under the tree? Wraps.
3. Colored lights on tree/house or white? Colored on our mini-tree.
4. Do you hang mistletoe? Nope.
5. When do you put your decorations up? When I remember.
6. What is your favorite holiday dish (excluding dessert)? Pancit and yams.
7. Favorite Holiday memory as a child? Waking up in the morning to find a bunch of toys under the tree.
8. When and how did you learn the truth about Santa? When my father said Santa didn’t bring my Barbie house cause they were all broken.
9. Do you open a gift on Christmas Eve? Yes, I’m impatient.
10. What kind of cookies does Santa get set out for him? None. He needs to drop a few pounds.
11. Snow? It’s nice but not to live in.
12. Can you ice skate? Barely but it’s fun.
13. Do you remember your favorite gift? All of them. I feel special when I get presents.
14. What’s the most important thing about the Holidays for you? Being with my loved ones and friends and celebrating the true meaning of Christmas - Jesus!
15. What is your favorite Holiday Dessert? Pies! Apple, Pumpkin, Sweet Potato - bring it on!
16. What is your favorite holiday tradition? Going to my parents house super early to open presents and eat breakfast.
17. What tops your tree? Nothing. It’s so small that if I put something on top, it would probably keel over.
18. Which do you prefer Giving or Receiving? Giving.
19. What is your favorite Christmas Carol? O Holy Night.
20. Candy Canes! I don’t like candy canes.
I hate to be the bitter bug about Christmas, but I hate it!!! I hate the pressure of buying gifts, I hate the stupid decorations, and I hate the songs. And can I see one more lame ass commercial with a skinny bitch hanging tinsel and kissing their cheating boyfriend under the miseltoe. GAG!!! But don’t get me wrong I love Santa and Jesus. And God Bless all things not red and green.