I finally got together with one of my oldest friends… waaaaay back from middle school. Here’s Gabe:
We listened to some J*Davey, ate some Bronx Pizza, and talked about how I should be writing everything off on my taxes by having public showings of my art work in my apartment, therefore paying myself for the space and being able to write it off. Or something. Can you explain that again Gabe?
Anywho, it was fantastical, scrumtralescent even, seeing my old friend again. So, thanks for initiating the hang out Gabe!! We’lll have to do it again. 
Next time, we meet at Phil’s.