For the first time since high school, I got a speeding ticket, which is a pretty good run, I think. It was a couple of motorcycle cops right off the freeway, hiding behind a bush with a radar gun. Ain’t that entrapment or something?! So, I was on the phone with Kelly, then this cop walks out intothe street and waves me down… I tell kelly to hold on, then I just hang up on her. (Sorry, Kels). He shows me the radar gun that says I was going 51 in a 35. Ugh. He takes my license and registration back to his bike and I text message Kelly : “I got pulled over.” She sends a message back that says “Evade, bitches! Evade!” Thanks for the advice, Kels.
Now I get to wait in suspense for the next two weeks for the bill to come. But at least now I can afford it 
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He was on foot Hol, you could’ve fled the scene. You know Officer Yang can’t run that fast. You have a V6, come on Hol!!
how you gonna get pulled over by a cop that doesn’t even have a vehicle
At least you don’t have to hide this ticket from mommy. I didn’t tell her, then it came in the mail and she was like, “What is this?!”. LOL
Aww damn! You mean to tell me that Raven couldn’t have outran Yang’s pedestrian ass!? Sucks
Raven coulda, but Holly would end up being somebody’s bitch in a local jail. That’s not a good way to spend christmas.
Hey Jono, remember when you used to get a ticket every 18 months, just because that’s how often you could take traffic school? lol