I heart presents. Of course, I like giving them too, but I really like getting stuff. It’s fun. Especially when it’s a surprise. In order of appearance:
Tina: My 80GB hard drive that kicks ass. I’d never be able to download all my music and episodes of My Name Is Earl without it. She wanted to save it for Christmas, but I made her give it to me in November 
Heather: Can never go wrong with a gift certificate to the one store in the world that has absolutely everything. Go Amazon!
Mommy: The Old Navy sweater that I wanted but never got, and a new cell phone (I’m sooo keeping the rebate).
Milton: Cash, bitches! mmmm… cash.
Tina: Felt bad that I didn’t have anything to open on Christmas day, so she got me a card that said “To Holly - The Intimate Woman. Let’s make the jealous ones envy in 2006!!” (The insiders get it), along with $50.
Krissi and The Bacon Patch…sort of like Niccorette, but for bacon lovers.
Tater: Caught me totally by surprise by using my sister as a decoy, and got me a whole mess load of Peach Smints. Scrumtralescent!
Multiply that by 12. I heart smints!
Stephanie: The at home Twinkie Bake Set and Mr. Wonderful. Does it get any better than the perfect man and pastry? I think not! Unless that perfect man pastry was deep fried…
It comes with an injector! I’m using cream cheese.
Christopher: Little bro just got back from Italy two days ago, and got me Italian White Truffle Oil and jams from Harrods. He got me a little blessed figurine from the Vatican, too!
Mom#2: Everything you could ask for in a stocking - from Pez dispensers to a chocolate Santa to french Hot Chocolate (Chocolat Chaud), and a cute little tea light with a butterfly.
Jonathan : Now, Jonathan wasn’t supposed to get me ANYTHING. The plan was just to live it up in Paris when I go out there in April, but nooooo, he had to go and get me something.
Mmmm, Gucci.
It’s Gucci, bitches! Real Gucci. yes, Jonathan went to Italy and got me Gucci. How am I gonna one up that?!
All in all, I had a very blessed holiday. My mom made the best dinner ever, and even though Tina got two of the same pie, we were allllright. Can’t wait to do it all again next year!
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deep fried twinkies. mmmm mmmm bitch!
you know what else is great about mr wonderful???? he has a clip attatched to him so you can take him anywhere. (I.E. your keychain, rear view mirror, mountain climbing, car jacking.)
Friggin’ Coco’s messed up the pie order. They were still good though. I want some of your cream cheese twinkies!
MMMMmmmmm Coco’s..and Baker’s Square…I miss you guys…