Holly, how do cramps feel?

14/06/2007

I had the worst cramps EVER last night. Damn you, uterus, and all your life-giving properties! Trying to explain to a boy what cramps feels like is difficult. Hopefully, this conversation I had with Mikee will clear it up a bit.

Holly: i had the worst cramps last night, i thought i was dying from the inside.

Mikee: i wish i could say “i know how you feel”

Holly: LOL

Holly: imagine a charlie horse… but in your stomach.

Holly: lol

Mikee: OMG

Mikee: haha

Mikee: damn

Holly: or like, having to shit really bad, but there’s not shit.

Holly: lol

Holly: it’s like your ass is dry heaving. lol

Mikee: aha

There are 9 comments in this article:

  1. 14/06/2007Mikee say:

    Thank you god. Thank you for making me a boy, who likes boys… and doesn’t have to worry about a vagina and babies.

  2. 14/06/2007eartha say:

    It’s like a headache in your va-jayjay.

  3. 14/06/2007Justin say:

    I wish I hadn’t read that. Nice layout though. Is the animal pictured above a cow, or a horse?

  4. 14/06/2007Justin say:

    I think it would be fun if you superimposed a pic of you running through the grass with arms flailing and a wild smile over the cow/horse thing.

  5. 14/06/2007Justin say:

    It would add to the “It’s HOLLY” theme.

  6. 14/06/2007noone say:

    you really had to give a wiki link to “Charley horse?”
    people dont know what that is?

  7. 15/06/2007Holly say:

    just in case, jez! some people have a vague idea, sometimes they want an accurate definition. lol

  8. 20/06/2007Manuel say:

    Wow.. TMI! But then again it is your blow.. Amen to Mikee.. Va-jayjay hahahha!

  9. 20/06/2007Manuel say:

    wooh! I meant blog!! Damn freudian typos..