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Holly, how do cramps feel?

I had the worst cramps EVER last night. Damn you, uterus, and all your life-giving properties! Trying to explain to a boy what cramps feels like is difficult. Hopefully, this conversation I had with Mikee will clear it up a bit.

Holly: i had the worst cramps last night, i thought i was dying from the inside.

Mikee: i wish i could say “i know how you feel”

Holly: LOL

Holly: imagine a charlie horse… but in your stomach.

Holly: lol

Mikee: OMG

Mikee: haha

Mikee: damn

Holly: or like, having to shit really bad, but there’s not shit.

Holly: lol

Holly: it’s like your ass is dry heaving. lol

Mikee: aha

This was written by Holly. Posted on Thursday, June 14, 2007, at 10:53 am. Filed under The World Sucks. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments here with the RSS feed. Comments are closed, but you can leave a trackback.

9 Comments

  1. Mikee wrote:

    Thank you god. Thank you for making me a boy, who likes boys… and doesn’t have to worry about a vagina and babies.

    Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 10:57 am | Permalink
  2. eartha wrote:

    It’s like a headache in your va-jayjay.

    Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 10:57 am | Permalink
  3. Justin wrote:

    I wish I hadn’t read that. Nice layout though. Is the animal pictured above a cow, or a horse?

    Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 11:26 am | Permalink
  4. Justin wrote:

    I think it would be fun if you superimposed a pic of you running through the grass with arms flailing and a wild smile over the cow/horse thing.

    Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 11:28 am | Permalink
  5. Justin wrote:

    It would add to the “It’s HOLLY” theme.

    Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 11:29 am | Permalink
  6. noone wrote:

    you really had to give a wiki link to “Charley horse?”
    people dont know what that is?

    Thursday, June 14, 2007 at 10:43 pm | Permalink
  7. Holly wrote:

    just in case, jez! some people have a vague idea, sometimes they want an accurate definition. lol

    Friday, June 15, 2007 at 8:54 am | Permalink
  8. Manuel wrote:

    Wow.. TMI! But then again it is your blow.. Amen to Mikee.. Va-jayjay hahahha!

    Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 11:02 am | Permalink
  9. Manuel wrote:

    wooh! I meant blog!! Damn freudian typos..

    Wednesday, June 20, 2007 at 11:03 am | Permalink