26/03/2008
CNN.com added a Democratic Delegate Calculator last month. Here’s how I’m callin’ it after the final primary June 3rd.

I think a lot of it’s gonna be up to the super delegates. This Obamagirl’s got her fingers crossed.
24/03/2008
Ekelani celebrated her 6th birthday on Sunday. She’s getting so big. She was very protective of her cake, but wanted to share all of the ornaments that were on it. So sweet… see more here over the next week.
21/03/2008
Another takeover by Gabe. Enjoy.
since i will be leaving for yet another cold terrible place on sunday i thought i would ask you all, my esteemed brethren about your work travels, good and bad:
1. Where was your best work travel destination, and since it was sooo great did you actually do any work?
2. Worst? Why?
3. Ever pull the “out of town” hook up, only to never talk to the man/woman/boy/girl/pre-op tranny ever again?
4. Most expensive expensed meal?
ta da. and there you have it! now if you will excuse me i need to pack to go to illinois tomorrow. ak. barf.
Thanks Gabe. I appreciate you not including anything about killing anyone or prostitutes. Although I guess #3 could encompass some sort of prostitution. dangit.
Happy Friday, my friends. Answer in the comments.
20/03/2008
I had a spectacular birthday night (because you know my actual birthday is on the 18th, but the celebration of said birthday is a month long activity). Here are some highlights:
daniel, em, h2
serra high school reunion – louis, h2, gabe
stephers
the definition of hot tranny mess: h2, mikee, em
you can see the rest here on the space.
Thanks for all the birthday wishes and presents
You made 26 (or, as I prefer to call it, the 10th anniversary of my 16th birthday) seem not soooo bad.
18/03/2008
I went to starbucks this morning, got my Iced Soy Honey Latte and turned around to a lady that said “Ohmigawd, your hair is gorgeous!”
What a way to start your morning – with a compliment. So, in an effort to pay it forward, I’m going to try to give a genuine compliment to someone every day, ’cause it sure did make my morning nice and my latte a little more tasty :]
Thanks for the birthday wishes so far this morning! I love you guys, like, love love.
14/03/2008
As an early birthday present to myself, I’ve purchased these:
My first official pair of super ridiculously high priced Italian shoes (orig. $495) by CNC Costume National, purchased for the bargain basement price of $56 (thanks to some store credit). Happy birthday to meeeee.
14/03/2008
I’ve decided to give Gabe the week off and write my own Friday Four. Let’s talk about guilty pleasures…
1. What song/album/artist are you embarrassed to admit you like?
2. What’s your guilty pleasure TV show?
3. Canned Cheese: disgusting or guilty pleasure?
4. Money: can it buy you happiness?
Random Optional Bonus Question: You’re microwaving a frozen dinner, and it says to cook for 3-4 minutes. What do you set the microwave for?
Note: I’ve been microwaving a lot of frozen dinners lately, and everytime I see a range of time to cook for, I wonder what other people do.
Answer in the comments. Happy Friday, fools.
11/03/2008
i made my weekly trip to the grocery store yesterday to stock up ‘ish. got the usual – frozen dinners, veggies, vitamin water, enviga, some fruit, water, more frozen dinners, tuna fish, bread, more frozen dinners.
it’s probably enough food to last me for the next two weeks, thank goodness, ’cause sista’s lookin’ broke-ish. so i check out, head out of the store, and of course the parking lot vultures are in full effect, since it’s 6PM the after-work crowd is antsy and no one wants to park underground (i hate parking underground). so i’m trying to load all of my groceries in the without pissing off the people waiting for me to back out and i realize…
“oh shit, i never paid for the water”.
there was a 12-pack of water in the bottom area of the cart that i totally forgot to pay for. do i go back in and fake out the dude in the 5 series who won’t get my spot after all? do i take the water home and charge it to the game, and promise to pay it forward later?
i took it home. is this bad karma? water stealing? i mean, shouldn’t water be free anyway? would you have gone back and paid for it?
7/03/2008
Whoever gets me these… wow. All I can say is “wow”.
Let’s just say, you’d definitely be on my top 12 on Myspace – not just for a week, but for a definite extended period of time.
Ladies and gentleman, the self-professed “Least Kosher Lollipop in the History of Candy”:

Lollyphile : Maple-Bacon Lollipops
From Lollyphile.com:
We feel pretty safe in saying that we’re the first people to ever make a bacon-based lollipop. And not just any bacon, either- we use sustainable, organic, cured bacon- we kinda felt that it went well with the organic Vermont maple syrup we were using as a base, you know?
While we admit that it’s pretty far from the norm (it’s definitely not kosher!), once you make that initial leap of faith and try it out, we’re positive that you’ll love it. The salty chunks of bacon make a delicious and unique counterpoint to the subtle sweetness of the maple, and oh, yeah- you’ll be eating an oh-my-god bacon lollipop!
A perfect gift for the sweet-toothed pork aficianado in your life.
If I wouldn’t be ridiculed for the rest of my life, I might consider legally changing my name to Sweet-Toothed Pork Aficionado.
I feel like they know me on the inside.