The Friday Four #36: Gabe Takeover – Kill Myself Or… Edition.

7/03/2008

As you know, every once in a blue moon when I’m completely out of ideas or just plain lazy, Gabe takes over the Friday Four. Here, he’s done it again. All I did was copy and paste, folks.

ok guys..there are some things we just wont do…so much that we would rather take our own prescious lives instead of doing…so this week i present your self the “kill myself or…edition”

1. so this is a nice cubicle…i bet you only took this job because you thought you would advance to that office over there and be recognized for your talents..but that was like 4 years ago. Sit in this cube at this job till death or kill yourself?

2. yeah your boyfriend/girlfriend…i guess s/he is kinda cool but your last one was wayyy hotter and cooler… stay with the partner you and your friends don’t care for, that you had already called a temp thing forever, get married, procreate and die in each other’s arms, never to love another..or ..ya know..kill yourself.

3. man i sure love guacamole..guac on everything..and i mean everything… forever… or kill yourself.

4. ya know what was really fun and enriching? high school!..maybe we should go back to school again, as we are now, for a good 4 more years. high school or death? gentleman keep in mind you no longer can touch any of the hot high school girls, and girls..know that you are a creep..can’t hook up with teachers and that guys are intimidated by you which means they will make fun of you..which you swear doesn’t hurt your feelings..but it does, which is why you listening to morrissey constantly when its not even 1985. come on.

and thus concludes my friday four

*bows*

Thanks Gabe. Answer in the comments, kids. Happy Friday.

There are 3 comments in this article:

  1. 7/03/2008Holly say:

    1. sit ’til death. at least i’m gettin’ paid son.

    2. kill myself. life without love is not life worth living.

    3. guac on everything forever. me and avocados go waaaay back like car seats.

    4. kill myself. for sure. lol eff high school, son.

  2. 7/03/2008gabewillwin say:

    1. im going to disagree with holly and go with killmyeslf. I feel like there is something inherently nessisary about being recognized for our individual talents..i need this.

    2. umm are there hookers in this fantasy? if so im cool.

    3. GUAC ON EVERYTHING!

    4. i would soo be like johnny depp in 21 jump street. i would go back and own the place, and by own the place i mean show up legally drunk almost everywhere.

  3. 7/03/2008eartha say:

    1. Could I just set the place on fire like in Office Space? Ok, I’d kill myself – I’ve been through that torture already, it’s not worth it.

    2. Kill myself. I rather be alone or in the case of these questions – dead, than put up with someone I feel so-so about.

    3. Too easy – guacamole. I’d eat it in my cereal.

    4. I’d totally do high school over just because I hated it the first time. I’d find some way to make money in the process (legally of course.)