It’s Holly

• Trying to figure pit how to use this French press thing. http://twitpic.com/6qos #
• Omg, it’s only 330. #
• @ehuneke we’re an hour from Thursday. Buck up, little buddy! #

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It’s the best way to wake up ever. Ever, in the history of waking up.

WHAT: An alarm clock that wakes you up with the smell and sizzle of cooking bacon.

WHY: No one likes to wake up, especially by an alarm. This clock gently wakes you up with the mouthwatering aroma of bacon, just like waking up on a Sunday morning to the smell of Mom cooking breakfast. Unless you’re Jewish.

HOW: A frozen strip of bacon is placed in Wake n’ Bacon the night before. Because there is a 10 minute cooking time, the clock is set to go off 10 minutes before the desired waking time. Once the alarm goes off, the clock it sends a signal to a small speaker to generate the alarm sound. We hacked the clock so that the signal is re-routed by a microchip that in responds by sending a signal to a relay that throws the switch to power two halogen lamps that slow-cook the bacon in about 10 minutes.

Anyone that would like to buy or build me one of these definitely has my permission to do so. Thanks.

• Pho real #
• @ehuneke liar #
• @migs_vuitton yeah, no more early lunches. That shit is for the birds. #

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• @migs_vuitton lmao. Omg, omg. #
• Yay sunset. http://twitpic.com/6hq6 #
• @pinangut ooh, let me get some pens. #
• @jrwaecker you are so smart…. S-M-R-T. #

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• Sprinkles!!! http://twitpic.com/6dfv #
• A gas price starting with a 3? Yessss. http://twitpic.com/6dm4 #
• At the zoo. #

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• Can’t fall back asleep. http://twitpic.com/69se #
• Yayyy Target!! #
• @earthahaines save me one!!! #
• Doing laundry at Josephine’s #

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• Must…put down…iPhone. #
• @earthahaines i’m a hot iPhone tranny mess. #
• @jrwaecker i didn’t have any problems. you should be fine. #
• @jrwaecker lmao. #
• is ashamed to admit she fell asleep with her iPhone in her hand. #
• @earthahaines np #
• @migs_vuitton how spicy did you get it? “Spicy 12″ lol #
• @ehuneke yay elma! #
• @jrwaecker awww, we’ll have to introduce Esmerelda to Hamachi sometime soon. #

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• Must…put down…iPhone. #
• @earthahaines i’m a hot iPhone tranny mess. #
• @jrwaecker i didn’t have any problems. you should be fine. #
• @jrwaecker lmao. #
• is ashamed to admit she fell asleep with her iPhone in her hand. #
• @earthahaines np #
• @migs_vuitton how spicy did you get it? “Spicy 12″ lol #
• @ehuneke yay elma! #
• @jrwaecker awww, we’ll have to introduce Esmerelda to Hamachi sometime soon. #

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Happy August babies. Let’s talk about our firsts….

1. First boyfriend/girlfriend.

2. First time you got stupid drunk. Like, stupid drunk.

3. First concert. (editor’s note: the word first is starting to look and sound very weird right about now)

4. First time you fell in love.

Answer in the comments, and Happy frickin’ Friday!