It’s Holly

This edition of the Friday Four comes to you, once again, from Gabe. Because his questions are better than mine… and because mine are always about food. Enjoy.

it’s that time of the week again! for this week’s GG Edition of Friday Four, we will be talking about the wondrous late 80s early 90s. everyone should know how important the 90s were, because heck, it’s the only decade most of us can remember in full…here we go.

1. who would you rather… you know… do. Punky, Cherry, Margot or Allan… and most importantly, why?

2. Yo Yo Ball, Balzak or Skip It. Why?

3. so, it’s 1993 and you want to buy a car, and your rich computer salesman dad won’t hook you up with that Ferrari you asked for. looks like it’s time to get a job. Malibu Sands, Peach Pit, or hope that you strike oil out behidn the footbalfield, subsequently killing your pet duck, but also making you and your friends the richest kids in the world (yeah, that makes sense).

4. it’s time for lunch. what do you have? Slimer Ecoplasm Cooler? some sort of Capri Sun or just a straight up Lunchable?

and this concludes our little trip into the early 90s. now go on and get back to playing with your band, talking to your dad who lives in space, eating cats with Alf, or getting life advice from your butler that you have, although you are obviously a normal middle class family.

::enter slow piano and large british man::
according to our new arrival
life is more than mere survival
but you just might read the friday four yet.

Thank you Gabe, for another wonderful Friday Four. Answer in the comments and happy Friday.

Since Gabe forgot to do the Friday Four on Friday, we’re doing it today, hence Monday Madness’ Friday Four. Here ya go, Gabe’s Monday Friday Four.

lets talk extreme financial uncertainty in this weeks monday madness:

1. how much is TOO much for gas? and when i say too much i mean ” i ain’t drivin, i’m taking the bus, walking or buying a lame hybrid.

2. would you change any other significant areas of spending to enable your self to continue to afford to drive, i.e move to a smaller place, buy that lame hybrid i just burned you for, sell your pure bred German pointer to the gypsies etc…

3. let’s hear your sob story..or you upside-down on your house? can’t afford to buy even though now would be a great time…having to sell your body just to be able to live in a good neighborhood, and by good i mean really gay or almost all white. no exceptions.

4. a lot of companies have been trying to adjust to our economic changes a little late, mostly by eliminating personnel, how secure are you in your jobs longevity?

and that my friends is our depressing first shot and Monday Madness

Thanks Gabe. Answer in the comments, please.

Another takeover by Gabe. Enjoy.

since i will be leaving for yet another cold terrible place on sunday i thought i would ask you all, my esteemed brethren about your work travels, good and bad:

1. Where was your best work travel destination, and since it was sooo great did you actually do any work?

2. Worst? Why?

3. Ever pull the “out of town” hook up, only to never talk to the man/woman/boy/girl/pre-op tranny ever again?

4. Most expensive expensed meal?

ta da. and there you have it! now if you will excuse me i need to pack to go to illinois tomorrow. ak. barf.

Thanks Gabe. I appreciate you not including anything about killing anyone or prostitutes. Although I guess #3 could encompass some sort of prostitution. dangit.

Happy Friday, my friends. Answer in the comments.

As you know, every once in a blue moon when I’m completely out of ideas or just plain lazy, Gabe takes over the Friday Four. Here, he’s done it again. All I did was copy and paste, folks.

ok guys..there are some things we just wont do…so much that we would rather take our own prescious lives instead of doing…so this week i present your self the “kill myself or…edition”

1. so this is a nice cubicle…i bet you only took this job because you thought you would advance to that office over there and be recognized for your talents..but that was like 4 years ago. Sit in this cube at this job till death or kill yourself?

2. yeah your boyfriend/girlfriend…i guess s/he is kinda cool but your last one was wayyy hotter and cooler… stay with the partner you and your friends don’t care for, that you had already called a temp thing forever, get married, procreate and die in each other’s arms, never to love another..or ..ya know..kill yourself.

3. man i sure love guacamole..guac on everything..and i mean everything… forever… or kill yourself.

4. ya know what was really fun and enriching? high school!..maybe we should go back to school again, as we are now, for a good 4 more years. high school or death? gentleman keep in mind you no longer can touch any of the hot high school girls, and girls..know that you are a creep..can’t hook up with teachers and that guys are intimidated by you which means they will make fun of you..which you swear doesn’t hurt your feelings..but it does, which is why you listening to morrissey constantly when its not even 1985. come on.

and thus concludes my friday four

*bows*

Thanks Gabe. Answer in the comments, kids. Happy Friday.

Gabe has hijacked this week’s Friday Four in honor (or totally lack of honor) of Valentines Day…

Disclaimer: These questions didn’t come from me.

1. ever seriously thought about killing your girlfriend/boyfriend
2. ever had more than one date on valentine’s day
3. ever had more than one girlfriend/boyfriend on valentine’s day
4. have you ya know…ever let any one put something in your butt..because they love you and its valentines day..and everyones doing it..and im sure you will like it if you try it….

Again. These questions are NOT from me. Thanks Gabe, for making me look like a complete perv.

Happy Friday, friends and lovers. Answer in the comments.